Funny Santa aur Banta Jokes

Santa Apni Wife Se Kehne Laga

Santa: Agar Muje Loutri Lagi to Tum Kya Karogi.

Biwi: Main 50% lekar Tumhe Chod Dungi.

Santa: ye lo 50 Rupiye Aur Nikal Jaw.

Santa Ne Naya TV Liya...!!! - Hindi Santa Banta Jokes 2014

Santa Naya TV Lake Ise Pani Main Dhone Laga Ye Dekh Kar Banta Bola.

Banta : Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai?

Santa : Check Kar Raha Tha Ki Iska Color To Nahi Jata Na...!

Santa Blade Se Apne - Funny Hindi Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Blade Se Apne Hath Pe Apni Girl Friend Ka Nam

Likh Raha Tha.

Achanak Wo Rone Laga

Pappu : Kya Hua?

Santa : Nam Likhne Main Galti Ho Gayi. Katrina Ke 

Badle Kutrina Likh Diya.

Santa Gaya Science ke Class Me - New Hindi Santa Banta Jokes

Ek Bar Santa Science Ke class Padne Gaya...

Teacher: Santa, Muje Water Ke Formula Batao...

Santa: h2O + MGCL2 + CO2 + HNO3 + NH4 + CAO

Teacher: Mene Pani ki Formula Puchi Thi Ye Kya He.

Santa: Ye Hamara Municipalti Ka Pani He.

Santa Phone Pe - Latest Hindi Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Ek Bar Phone Pe Dheemi Awaj Me Kisise Bat Kar Raha Tha.

Ye Dekha Kar Banta Iske Pas Gaya. Aur Jake Pucha.

Itni Dhimi Awaj Mein Kisse Bat Kar Rahe Ho.