Santa Gaya Science ke Class Me - New Hindi Santa Banta Jokes

Ek Bar Santa Science Ke class Padne Gaya...

Teacher: Santa, Muje Water Ke Formula Batao...

Santa: h2O + MGCL2 + CO2 + HNO3 + NH4 + CAO

Teacher: Mene Pani ki Formula Puchi Thi Ye Kya He.

Santa: Ye Hamara Municipalti Ka Pani He.
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Santa: Aaj School Me Mera Vajan Kiya, Aab Kal Main School Nahi Javunga.

Banta: kyu?

Santa: Aaj School Me Mera Vajan Kiya, Kal Bech Diya To?