Funny Santa aur Banta Jokes

Santa Apni Wife Se Kehne Laga

Santa: Agar Muje Loutri Lagi to Tum Kya Karogi.

Biwi: Main 50% lekar Tumhe Chod Dungi.

Santa: ye lo 50 Rupiye Aur Nikal Jaw.

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Santa: Muje Phone Par Dhamki Mil Rahi Hai.

Police: Kaun Dhamki De Raha Hai.
 
Santa: Phone Company Wale Kahe Rahe Hai Bill Bhar Do Warna Phone Kaat Denge.

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