Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Kaha - Hindi Pati Patni Jokes

Patni : Main Is Bhikhari Se Bahut Naraz Hu.

Pati : Kyu?

Patni : Maine Ise Kal Khane Ko Diya To Aaj Muje Wo Khana Banane Ke Book deke Chala Gaya.
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Patni: Chalo na Aaj Kahi Bahar Chalte Hai aur Car Main Chalaugi.

Pati: Matlab Jaige Car Me Aur Aayenge Akhabar Me.