Patni Ne Pati Se Pucha - Funny Pati Patni Jokes

Patni : Aap Itni Der Se Ye marriage certificate Main Kya 

DhuNaDha Rahe Hai?

Pati : Hamari Shadi Ki Expiry Date.

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Patni: Aap Mere Per Roj Subaha Pani Kuy Dalte Ho.

Pati: Tumhare Bap Ne Kaha Tha ke Meri Beti Phool Si Najuk Hai Ise Murja Mat Dena.