Pati Apni Patni Ke Liye...!!! - Pati Patni Jokes

EK Pati Apni Patni Ke Liye Chappal Lene Ko gaya.

Pati(dukan dar se) : Meri Biwi Ke Liye Chappal Dikhavo.

dukan dar  : Size Kaun Si He?

Pati : Wo Muje Malum Nahi Par Mere Gal Par Chappal Ke 
Nishan Is Size Ke De Do.
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Patni: Kuch Sal Pehle Meri Figure Thumsup ki Bottle Ki Tahra Thi.

Pati: Wo To Abhi Bhi Hai Bus Pehle Bottle 200 ml Ki Thi Ab 2 Ltr Ki Ho Gayi Hai.