Pelo Manas Kayarno

Patni : Pelo Manas Kayarno Mari Same Jove Che.

Pati : Aeto Bhangar Vechava Vado Che.

Patni : Pan Ae Kayarno Mari Same Jove Che.

Pati : Tension Na Laish Tene Nakami Vstu Jovani Tev Che.

Hu Raate Tamara Sapna Ma

Patni : Hu Raate Tamara Sapna Ma Avu Chu?

Pati : NA.

Patni : Kem?

Pati : karan Ke Hu Raate Hanuman Chalisa Vanchi Ne Suvu Chu.

Aa Navo Mobile

Chintu : Aa Navo Mobile Kyare Lidho?

Pintu : Lidho Nathi. Uthavyo.

Chintu : Kono?

Pintu : Girlfriend no. Te Roj Kehti Hati Tu Maro Phone 

Uthavto Kem Nathi Aje Moko Joine Uthavi Lidho.

Zindgi No Darek Samay

Zindgi No Darek Samay Sukh De Tamne,

Divas No Darek Samay Khushi De Tamne

Jya Gum Ni Hawa Adi Ne Pan Na Vahe,

Evi Jindgi Male Tamne.

Santa Ne Naya TV Liya...!!! - Hindi Santa Banta Jokes 2014

Santa Naya TV Lake Ise Pani Main Dhone Laga Ye Dekh Kar Banta Bola.

Banta : Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai?

Santa : Check Kar Raha Tha Ki Iska Color To Nahi Jata Na...!