Santa Ne Apni Bhabhi Ko....

Ek Din Santa Ne Aake Apni BhabHi Ko Marne Laga Ye dekh Kar Padoshi Aake Bole Kyu Mar Raha he.

Santa Bola: Me Jab Bhi Apne Friend Ko Phone Par Bat karte Dekh Kar Inse Puchta Hu To Wo Kehte he Ke Tumhari Bhabhi Se Bat Kar raha hu.

Party Me Ladki Boli

Ek Party Me Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Apne Sath Dance Karne Ko Kaha.

Ladki: Me Ladke Ke Sath Dance Nahi Karti.

Ladka: Sorry Muje Pata Nahi Tha Aap Pet Se Ho....!!!

Bhag Dhanno Bhag

Basanti: Bhag Dhanno Bhag, Aaj Teri Basanti Ki Ijjat Ka Sawal He.

Dhanno: Are Tuje Aapni Padi He, Mere Piche Gabbar Ke 10 Ghode Pade He iska Kya??....

Santa Ki Wife Hispital Me

Santa ki Wife Hispital Me Thi.

Doctor: Apki Patni Ab Do Din Tak Hi Jinda Rah Sakti Hai.

Santa: Are Kuch Bat Nahi, Do Din Or Nikal Lunga.....!!!

Chandu Class Me

Chandu Class Me Has Raha Tha. Ye Dekh Kar.

1 Ladki Boli : Chalo Tum Class Ke Bahar Jao.

Chandu : Tum Kon Ho Jo Muje Class Ke Bahar Nikal Rahi Ho.

Ladki : Me Monitor Hu.

Chandu : Ha Ha Tere Din Gaye Pagli Ab Laptop Or LCD Ka Zmana Hai.

Pati Aur Biwi

Pati(Biwi Se) : Wo Ladki Mere Samne Has Kar Dekh Rahi He.

Biwi : Pehle Ye Tay Karlo Ki Has Kar Dekh Rahi ki Dekh Kar Has Rahi He.

Pintu Ne Puri Rat Ladki Ka Dance Dekha

Pintu Ne Puri Rat Ladki Ka Dance Dekha. Subha Hone Par Ladki Boli - Puri Rat Dance Karke Maine Apko Khush Kiya. Ab Aap Muje Khush Karo.

Pintu : Koi Bat Nahi Ab Me Dance Karta Hu Tum Dekho.

Kanjus Chandu

Kon Kitna Kanjus Isko Leke Do Dosto Ke Bich Bat Chal Rahi Thi.

Pintu : Me Itna Kanjus Hu Ke Me Mere Hanimoon Pe Akela Gaya Aur Ek Aadmi Ke Paise Bachaye.

Chandu : Are Ye To Kuch Nahi. Meri Bat Sun Maine Aapni biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bej Diya Aur Sare Paise Bacha Liye !!!

Ladke Ka Dil Hota He Mandir Jesa Pavitr

Chandu : Tumhe Pata He Ladki O Ka Dil Mandir Ki Taraha Pavitr Hota He.

Pintu : wo kese?

chandu : Tum Dekhate Nahi Ho Jese Hi Koi Ladka "I Love You" Bolta He Ladki Turant Aapne Chappal Utar Ti He.

Ek Ladke Ne Kiya Gav Ki Ladki Ko Propose

Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha: Me Tuje Dekh Kar Tera Diwana Ho Gaya Hu.

“Will You Marry Me”

Ladki: Muje English Nahi Aati.

Ladka: Kuch Nahi DiDi Me To Pani Mang Raha Thaa !!!!

Bevkuf Ladka

1 Raat 1 Ladke Ne 1 Anjan Aunty  ko Ghar Pahuchane Me Madad Ki...

Aunty - Beta, Raat Bahut Ho Gayi Hai, Yahin Pe So Jao, Bittu Ke Room Me..

Ladka - Nahi Aunty, Main Hall Me So Jaunga.

Agli Subha 1 Beautiful Ladki Coffee Le Aati Hai..

Ladka - Aap kaun?

Girl - Main Bittu Aur Aap?

Ladka - Main " Gadha,




kutta,




Ullu Ka Pattha".

Ek Aadmi And God

Ek Aadmi God Se : Tumne Bachpan Diya Wo Bhi Wapas Le liya.

Tumne Jawani Di Wo Bhi Wapas Le Li.

Tumne Paisa Diya Wo Bhi Wapas Le Liya.


Aur Ek Biwi Bhi Di Hai.........

                                                    Bhool Gaye Kya..???  !!!!