Funny WhatsApp Gujarati Jokes for March 2016

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Hu Geet Gaw Chu Tyare…

Pati:  Hu geet gaw chu tyare tu bahar kem ubhi rahe che?

Patni: Aaju Baju na loko ne em na lage ke mari Dhulay thay che.

Collection of My Much Loved Sardarji Jokes

Sardar Ni Navi naukri lagi ane tene 11 hours kam karyu.

Boss(Khush Thay Ne):- Aje Tame Su Kam Karyu?

Sardar:- Keybord Ni ABC undhi sidhi hati tene ek sarkhi kari.

Funny Jokes - Sonu Ne Monu Se Kaha...!!!

Sonu: Suraj Rate Kem Nathi Nikdto?

Monu: Rate Nikdto Hashe Pan Andhru Hoy Che Itle Apne Nahi Dekhato Hoi...

Just Heard Jokes For Everyone That Are Funny...

Here I come back with just heard funny jokes for everyone that will put a cheeky smile on your face.
 
Here my best memorable funny jokes which just heard from my father. Read Now
 
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પતિ:- અરે ગાંડી તેને તો સ્વર્ગ કહેવાય...

Latest Gujarati Jokes in Gujarati for 2015

ટીચર: ભારત થી પહૅલી વિદૅશ જવા વાળી મહિલા કોણ હતી.

ચિન્ટુ: સીતાજી

ટીચર આજ સુધી બેહોશ છે.

Mane Lage Che Aapni Chokri

Marvadi ni Patni : Mane Lage Che Aapni Chokri Ne Koini 

Sathe Afer Chale.

Pati : Tane Evu Kem Lagyu?

Patni : E AajKal Apni Pase Thi Pocket Money Nathi Magti.

Pati: He Bhagvan Ano Matlab Chokro Marvadi Che....

Pintu Nu Result Joine

Pintu Nu Result Joine

Papa : (Pintu) Aatla Aocha Marks Be Thappad Marvi Pade.

Pintu : Sachi Vat Che Pappa Chalo Me Te Saheb Nu Ghar Joyu Che. Aapne Jaine Mariye.

Sir Me Je Nathi Karyu

Student :  Sir Me Je Nathi Karyu Tena Mate Mane Saja Madshe?

Sir : Na.

Student : Me Homework Nathi Karyu.

Ek Var Ek Bhikhari

Ek Var Ek Bhikhari e Mallika Sheravat Ne Bahen Kahyu.

Mallika Sheravat Tarat J 1000 Ni Note Api Didhi.

Aa Joine Secretory Puchyu Tame 10 Na Badle 1000 Ni Note Kem Api Didhi.

Mallika : Aje Mane Pheli Var Koie Bahen Kahu.

yar Mein Pachad

Chintu : yar Mein Pachad Na 20 Varsa Ma Ek Vastu Joyu Che.

Pintu : Shu?

Chintu : Railway Crossing Par Train Hamesha Fatak 

Bandha Thaya Pachi J AVe Che.

Ek Var Chintu Jangal Mathi

Ek Var Chintu Jangal Mathi Pasar Thato Hato Vacche 

Chudele Tene Roki Ne Kahu.

Chudele : Hu Chudele Chu.

Chintu : Mane Khabar Che. Karan Tari Ek Bahen Mara Patni Che.

Chintu Ni Patni Ne Saap Karde Che

Chintu Ni Patni Ne Saap Karde Che Te Joine

Pintu : Tari Patni Ne Saap Kardi Rahyo Che.

Chintu : Tension Na Laish Te Teni Under Zer Bharvti Hashe.

Chalu Classe Pappu Achanak

Chalu Classe Pappu Aachanak Ubho Thaine Jato Raho?

Sir : Aa Pappu Kem Aachnak Ubho Thaine Jato Raho.

Chokra : Tene undhaa ma Chalvani Tev Che.

Doctor Pujari Ne

Doctor : Pujari Ji Tamari Patni Ma Banvani Che.

Pujari Vichar Ma Padi Gaya.

Doctor : Su Thayu?

Pujari : Vicharu Chu Aa Gupt Dan Kon Api Gayu?

Class Ni Baari Par

Class Ni Baari Par Vandro Avine Betho Aa joine Ek Chokri Boli.

Chokri : Sir Tamara Bhai Avaya.

Sir : Sharmasho Nahi Have To Jamano Badlai Gayo Nam 

Laine Bolavo.

Ek Bhikhari Madam Ne

Ek Bhikhari Road Par Bhikha Magto Hato.

Bhikhari : Madam Ek Rupiyo Apo Ne.

Madam : Tu To Bhikhari Jevo Lagto Nathi.

Bhikhari : To Tame Pan Kya Madam Jeva Lago Cho.

Tamara Sandel

Chokro : Tamara Sandel Bahu Saras Che.

Chokri : utaru Shu?

Chokro : Na Na... Tena Thi saras To tamaru Jeans Che.

Tu Doctor Ni Pase

Chintu : Tu Doctor Ni Pase Jawano Hato Shu Thayu?

Pintu : Yar Kale Jisha. Aje Thodi Tabiyat Kharab Che.

Ek Samay Hato

Papa : Ek Samay Hato Ke Hu Ek Rupiya Ma Dudh & Shak Laine Aavto Hato.

Chintu : Papa Have E Jamano Gayo. Have To Badhi Jagaya 

Par CCTV Camera Lagi Gaya Che.